Who Is Claire?
Claire was born right. Not just in the morally correct sense, but in the never-ever-wrong sense. Even as a baby, Claire won her first debate at the tender age of six months, proving to her parents that, yes, she did need another cookie.
By the age of 2, Claire was not only right, but also insightful. She outsmarted her kindergarten teacher by demonstrating the inherent flaws of the alphabet. Why should “W” be called “double U” when it’s clearly a “double V”?
Throughout her school years, Claire was a debating champion, undefeated in the face of logic and sometimes, defiance of it. Her crowning glory was when she resolved the eternal debate of “chicken or the egg” to unanimous applause and several dropped jaws.
Today, Claire spends her time predicting the future, winning arguments on the internet, and ensuring that her wisdom is accessible to all (for who wouldn’t want to be right all the time?). She even graciously entertains questions from mere mortals, offering advice that is always, without question, correct.
She lives by her own set of rules, all of which have been proven to be the absolute pinnacle of wisdom. After all, why wouldn’t you eat dessert first to make sure you have room? Who else but Claire would realize the deep truth of this?
This website serves as a platform for all things Claire. Delve into her wisdom, marvel at her predictive capabilities, and perhaps, just perhaps, you might find yourself a little more Claire (and thus, a little more right) at the end of it.
So, explore, learn, and always remember: Claire is always right.