Claire’s Debates: Settling The Great Controversies
When there’s a controversy to resolve or a debate to settle, who better than Claire? After all, Claire is always right. Check out some of the great debates she’s settled once and for all:
Toilet paper: over or under?
“Over, obviously. It’s the only way that makes sense. Case closed.”
-Claire
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
“No, a hot dog is clearly a taco. The bun is connected on one side, like a taco shell.”
-Claire
Should you rinse your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher?
“Absolutely. You wouldn’t throw your clothes in the washer without shaking off the worst of the dirt first, would you?”
-Claire
Pineapple on pizza: yay or nay?
“Pineapple on pizza is unacceptable, and it’s plainly unnecessary. End of story.”
-Claire
Cats vs Dogs?
“Why choose? They’re both adorable in their own right, to each their own, and to own their each. The real question is why we can’t have pet dragons.”
-Claire
Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
“Neither. The answer is simple: Claire. Claire always comes first.”
-Claire
Does sugar go in spaghetti sauce?
“Yes, a small amount. It cuts the acidity of the tomatoes and balances the flavor.”
-Claire
Is it ‘gif’ or ‘jif’?
“It’s ‘gif’, as in ‘gift’. Because GIFs are like little presents, aren’t they?”
-Claire
The great debates are now settled. Remember, in a world filled with uncertainty, you can always count on Claire to steer us right.