Claire’s Unfailingly Accurate Predictions

Claire’s always right, and her predictions are no exception. Have a look at some of Claire’s predictions about the future, each more spot-on than the last:

  1. “The comeback of dial-up Internet is imminent. The soothing sounds of a connecting modem will be the next big retro trend.”

    -Claire

  2. “In 2025, socks will become the new currency. Better start stockpiling now.”

    -Claire

  3. “Dinosaurs didn’t go extinct. They’re just hiding. And they’ll return when they’re good and ready.”

    -Claire

  4. “The 2030s will be known as the Decade of the Sloth. The world will finally realize the virtues of moving at a sloth’s pace.”

    -Claire

  5. “By 2040, cats will have fully integrated into human society, complete with jobs, voting rights, and disdain for Mondays.”

    -Claire

  6. “In the future, humans will evolve to have a third hand for optimal smartphone usage.”

    -Claire

  7. “Aliens have already visited us. They left because they couldn’t figure out how to use a can opener.”

    -Claire

  8. “In a surprise turn of events, bread will soon be considered a superfood.”

    -Claire

  9. “Fruits will begin to grow with built-in expiration dates. No more guessing if that banana is too ripe.”

    -Claire

  10. “The word ‘wrong’ will be removed from all dictionaries. After all, who needs it when we have Claire?”

    -Claire

  11. “In the near future, houseplants will demand Wi-Fi and start their own social media accounts.”

    -Claire

  12. “Pigeons are actually robotic spies. By 2030, everyone will know.”

    -Claire

  13. “Within the next decade, coffee will be recognized as a primary food group.”

    -Claire

  14. “By 2026, we’ll have discovered a new color. It will be called ‘blorple’.”

    -Claire

  15. “The 2048 Olympics will introduce competitive napping. Start training now.”

    -Claire

  16. “Soon, humans will adopt photosynthesis to combat the rising costs of food.”

    -Claire

  17. “In 2035, disco will have a major comeback, complete with the return of bell-bottoms and platform shoes.”

    -Claire

  18. “The Earth isn’t round or flat. It’s donut-shaped. This will be common knowledge by 2030.”

    -Claire

  19. “Pet rocks will make a triumphant return in the next few years, sparking an international craze.”

    -Claire

  20. “Artificial intelligence will reach new heights - they’ll develop a love for reality TV shows.”

    -Claire

Remember, if it’s a Claire prediction, it’s only a matter of time before it’s reality. Be sure to check back for more insights into the future, as told by Claire.