Claire’s Unfailingly Accurate Predictions
Claire’s always right, and her predictions are no exception. Have a look at some of Claire’s predictions about the future, each more spot-on than the last:
“The comeback of dial-up Internet is imminent. The soothing sounds of a connecting modem will be the next big retro trend.”
-Claire
“In 2025, socks will become the new currency. Better start stockpiling now.”
-Claire
“Dinosaurs didn’t go extinct. They’re just hiding. And they’ll return when they’re good and ready.”
-Claire
“The 2030s will be known as the Decade of the Sloth. The world will finally realize the virtues of moving at a sloth’s pace.”
-Claire
“By 2040, cats will have fully integrated into human society, complete with jobs, voting rights, and disdain for Mondays.”
-Claire
“In the future, humans will evolve to have a third hand for optimal smartphone usage.”
-Claire
“Aliens have already visited us. They left because they couldn’t figure out how to use a can opener.”
-Claire
“In a surprise turn of events, bread will soon be considered a superfood.”
-Claire
“Fruits will begin to grow with built-in expiration dates. No more guessing if that banana is too ripe.”
-Claire
“The word ‘wrong’ will be removed from all dictionaries. After all, who needs it when we have Claire?”
-Claire
“In the near future, houseplants will demand Wi-Fi and start their own social media accounts.”
-Claire
“Pigeons are actually robotic spies. By 2030, everyone will know.”
-Claire
“Within the next decade, coffee will be recognized as a primary food group.”
-Claire
“By 2026, we’ll have discovered a new color. It will be called ‘blorple’.”
-Claire
“The 2048 Olympics will introduce competitive napping. Start training now.”
-Claire
“Soon, humans will adopt photosynthesis to combat the rising costs of food.”
-Claire
“In 2035, disco will have a major comeback, complete with the return of bell-bottoms and platform shoes.”
-Claire
“The Earth isn’t round or flat. It’s donut-shaped. This will be common knowledge by 2030.”
-Claire
“Pet rocks will make a triumphant return in the next few years, sparking an international craze.”
-Claire
“Artificial intelligence will reach new heights - they’ll develop a love for reality TV shows.”
-Claire
Remember, if it’s a Claire prediction, it’s only a matter of time before it’s reality. Be sure to check back for more insights into the future, as told by Claire.