The Unbreakable Rules of The Foundation
Like any good organization, the Claire’s Always Right Foundation has its own set of rules. Please adhere to them at all times, because, well, Claire is always right:
“If Claire didn’t say it, it isn’t worth knowing.”
“Claire’s opinion is fact. All other opinions are just that - opinions.”
“Questioning Claire is like questioning the laws of physics. It just doesn’t work.”
“When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.”
“Claire doesn’t make mistakes. If it seems like she did, you’re just not understanding her correctly.”
“Rule #6 is not here because Claire said we only need five rules.”
Adherence to these rules will ensure a pleasant and enlightening experience at the The Foundation. Thank you for your cooperation!